TGIF cause 'cause the stress ends soon, ha ha soon
YourGot your friends on your couch couch, your discs rockin tunes, ha ha disc rocking tunes
As you stand with your band in a room that is strewn, ha ha strewn
With Seuss Zeus juice, fruit loops, Froot Loops, and old Yoo-Hoo's, ha ha Yoo Hoos

Rounds of high fives and cries of "yea dude", ha ha 'Yeah dude'
SmokinSmokin' cigarettes and sippin witches' brew, ha ha sippin' witches brew
It's kid tested, mom approved, ha ha approved
To make your jimmy Jimmy swagger like the duke, ha ha duke

Dressed in your best vest threads for club lagoon, ha ha lagoon
And theThey got teeny bikinis with the real pontoons, ha ha pontoons
You're out the door and down the avenue, ha ha avenue
The shit's getting ill like refute repute

Enter the strobe light, exit harvest moon, ha ha moon
ThrongsGreet throngs of Paragons paragons with your old platoon, ha ha platoon
They bet you to step to the one that's cute, ha ha cute
As she stand stands with a man her man, hope he's chicken like Purdue, ha ha Perdue

If belligerence were affluent affluence you'd be tycoon, ha ha tycoon
Go to overthrow the prince and start a coo, ha ha coo
But he's gone grown nuts like cashew cashew, he must be introduced, ha ha introduced
To your best friend, your best man, man and new right shoe, ha ha shoe
Groups
Brutes execute like John Wilkes Booth, ha ha Boothe
ControlControlled my chokehold choke holds, four blows cause broken tooth, ha ha tooth
Fists bring the pain, rain like monsoon, ha ha monsoon
Split the scene before you get the boot, ha ha boot

You're the kind of guy who thinks that life is simply passin passin' ya
The last gas is graspin graspin' ya, and heard the last laugh gets laughed at ya, ya
Is it comin comin' true, what your friend said in the last seats in back of ya
No they're wrong, like the way George Bush spoke so amateur, Sadaam at ya

Assess the damages, damages and cast all those tags the bullies ran at ya, ya
You're just disenchanted with Nasdaq like the cat back in Atlanta was
You steal of the wheel wheel, the deal with the deck they handed ya
With your outcast you're out last as old fears have handed yaenter added
And so we have ya, on your way of having your first crack at Pamela, Pamela
She'll become the better half of ya, ya
Just hope the rest does not pass without somebody slappin slappin' ya

Now you your cruise like two groups who protects the excuse acting rude, stupid talk being spewed
Go outGoing off half kinds with twice the attitude
It pulls lactic sick wanna kick like kung-fu, kung-fu
Watched too much Bruce Lee, Jet Li, and John Woo, limbo! Woo
How
Limbo, how low will you stoop as the
The sickness hold pitfall
And it and of fitfulness spreads like the flu, flu
Run with the wolf pack pack, attack the chicken coop, coop
TaxingFlexing on the next kid, "who who you running to?" run into?
Yes, but I am turning,
Laughing while you turn his ass black and blue
Pounce and bounce him into ICU,
I'mHop a traitor and taxi at train or a taxi, head home like pigeons do, do
Smile as you greet the morning dew