Grown Up
She's engaged to an industry man, man
Got an old rent-controlled rent controlled and a brand new sedan. sedan
I'm on hold with Con Edison, Edison
The space heater went dead again. again

She played the cop, I played the martyr. martyr
She got the rock, I rocked the party. party
She got the credit and I got carded. carded

I have hardly grown up since you met me, me
I might never grow up if you let me, me
and ifIf I had to do it all over, well I'd do it again
I'd come running right back to all the trouble I'm in
Because,Because I have hardly grown up since you met me

I never learn but I like to pretend, pretend
And I've got lots of company in my circle of friends. friends
She never calls but she never forgets, forgets
She's got a secret tattoo with my home address. address

She told the truth, I told the story
She got the goods, I got the glory
She's never wrong, wrong and I'm never sorry

I have hardly grown up since you met me, me
I might never grow up if you let me, me
and ifIf I had to do it all over, well I'd do it again
I'd come running right back to all the trouble I'm in
Because,Because I have hardly grown up since you met me

And sometimes, sometimes I wish I could be more like you were
And sometimes, sometimes you wish you could be more like me

You've got that look in your eyes and your you're clicking your teeth. teeth
You've got the answer on the tip of your tongue. tongue
You've got an itchy trigger finger and you're pointing at me, me
withWith the barrel of a loaded gun. gun

She's gone away and she'll never return, return
Cause'Cuz I never met a bridge that I couldn't burn

I have hardly grown up since you met me, me
I might never grow up if you let me, me
and ifIf I had to do it all over, well I'd do it again
I'd come running right back to all the trouble I'm in
Because,Because I have hardly grown up since you met me