Ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, yeah
Well ah-ha, well ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, yeah
And this is such a phenomenon, yeah
This is such a phenomenon, yeah

If you think you want not to exist
Then just drink a fifth and slit your wrist
If you think you’re getting tired of this
Then just drink a fifth, just take a sip
If you think you wanna call it quits
Then just drink a fifth and slit your wrist
If you’re gonna be a pessimist
Then slit it, get it over with

Here’s a bedtime rhyme if you’re not sublime
Just do what you want; just do what you gotta do
Jack and Jill went up the hill kiddy
I bet you’d like to do it too
But then Jack fell down and he broke his crown
And Jill called for help, but no one was around
So she started to cry and she found a knife
And then she slit her little fucking wrist….

If you think you want not to exist
Then just drink a fifth and slit your wrist
If you think you’re getting tired of this
Then just drink a fifth, just take a sip
If you think you wanna call it quits
Then just drink a fifth and slit your wrist
If you’re gonna be a pessimist
Then slit it, get it over with

Here’s another story that gets a little gory
But we all know there’s glory in a tragedy
It’s about a boy off at college in a sorority
And he cried everyday and he cried every night
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/vDrwAnd nothing was wrong but nothing was right
So he called his mom and said he wanted to die
And this is what his mommy said

Just put a bullet in your head
Take some pills and go to bead
Step in front of a truck
That’s what I said; I don’t give a fuck
As long as you get it done; I’m sick of your tongue
It’s running all the time; you’re pissing on my mind
You whine, you whine, you whine, you whine,
you whine, you whine, you whine, you whine,
you whine, you whine, you whine, you whine,
you whine, you whine, you whine, you whine,
you whine, you whine, you whine, you whine,
you whine, you whine

Ah fuck it…
Listen there’s something that I gotta talk to you about
And I don’t wanna hurt you
But I just had to get if off my chest
And I think you’re a really special person….and

If you think you want not to exist
Then just drink a fifth and slit your wrist
If you think you’re getting tired of this
Then just drink a fifth, just take a sip
If you think you wanna call it quits
Then just drink a fifth and slit your wrist
If you’re gonna be a pessimist
Then slit it, get it over with

Ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, yeah
Well ah-ha, well ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, yeah
This is such a phenomenon, yeah
And this is such a phenomenon, yeah