{*breathing like Darth Vader*}
The next selection is.. is bass filled.. filled
Musical compisition, entitled.. composition, entitled
Microphone Techniques.. techniques
Please check it out.. out

[Greg Nice]
Get up everybody, it's time to sway OK okay
Greg Nice is on the mic with no delay
Get up everybody, it's time to sway OK okay
Greg Nice is on the mic with no delayenter added
She, said, her name was Lola
I,I said, yo "Yo Lola, swolla
Suave bola, Ayatollah
Saudi Arabia, Coca-Cola
My Rolex watch is ran run by solar solar"

Get down, peep my mic technique
Let's freak freak, let's freak freak, let's freak to the beat
Checks get cashed, cashed at the end of the weak
C'mon, Deck the Halls with skins and party
GaininGainin' weight cause 'cause I do eat hearty
When I wanna get tipsy I drink Bacardi
Greg Nice, I'm outta here, ghost! ghost
"I'mI'm on the microphone.." (5X) microphone
I'm on the microphone
I'm on the microphone
I'm on the microphone
I'm on the microphone

[Pete Nice]
Uncle Fester, the baldhead jester
Not me, the Minister, the mic molestor
Five-oh arrest a G, doin doin' ill deeds
Took a hoe to pull out the weeds
DroppinDroppin' G, the case court is to hobos
KickinKickin' the bobo, chewin chewin' on a Roloenter added
Ain't a Volvo with no paid promos
SippinSippin' cocoa and rollin rollin' up momos
Fee fie foe fum I need awake drums
The buns ain't mack cause your breath hums
No Funky Drummer loser pass summonsenter added
But you can't stop the +Humrush+ Humrush hummings
Like Roto Rooter layin layin' pipes like a plumber
Nice and Smooth cause Three's 'cause three's a prime number
I go brick church buildin buildin' when I'm sleepin sleepin'
So flip off my tip, I rip the mic techniquein techniquein'
"I'mI'm on the microphone.." (6X) microphone
I'm on the microphone
I'm on the microphone
I'm on the microphone
I'm on the microphone
I'm on the microphone

[Smooth B]
I praise the Lord that I'm no longer a vandal
Kiss my daughter goodnight, then I light a white candle
andAnd sit back and meditate
Evaluate, appreciate
Cause'Cause I didn't have to be here, on wax
Unveling a truth with proof of all facts
Cause
'Cause in my life I see the life of many others
Various shades of colors, sisters sisters, brothers
And once my soul leaves my bodily shell
I believe to receive a new vail
ofOf some concious subconcious abode
chose
Chose by few on the positive road
A man is judged by the goodness of his heart
So who's to say who's dumb and who's smart?
Aiyyo Serch (Whattup?) Serch, I came to hear you speak
(What up?)
Get on the mic and flaunt your microphone technique
"I'mI'm on the microphone.." (7X) microphone
I'm on the microphone
I'm on the microphone
I'm on the microphone
I'm on the microphone
I'm on the microphone
I'm on the microphone

[MC Serch]
Watch me shine til till it's time for sundown
I had a scuffle with a kid it only went one round
I got a girl so there's no need to sex a hoe
But I gas em 'em up just like they're at Texaco
Ring goes my phone, so I pick it up and say, what up?
say, "Whattup?"
Somebody's flippin, flippin', so I tell him to shut up
We'd use a F word, but Ice Cube got the copyright
soSo I'll make it +Funky it, "Funky For You+ You" with Greg Nice
andAnd his partner Smooth B
Watch the Superbowl, just for Bud Bowl IIIenter added
Then I watch Living Colour, cause
"Homey 'Living Colour' 'cause Homey don't play dat" dat
Money like my honey in my crib and it'll stay that way
The equality variety
You don't like it then you're gonnaenter deleted
join the Dead Poet's Society
Try to flip on what this quartet speaks
andAnd Serch will disperse, the microphone techniques

* discussion by the crew over the beat until the end *