So you met someone who set you back on your heels, goody goody So you met someone and now you know how it feels, goody goody So you gave her your

[Instrumental introduction, featuring cornet.] [Vocal intro:] I'm so unhappy, I feel so blue. I always feel so sad. I made a mistake Right from the

If there's something you need That you just don't have Well, just don't sit there Feeling bad Come on now, get up Try and understand Just raise

War What is it good for? Absolutely nothing Say it again, war What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, come on War is something that I despise For

mohair suit put on my dirty jeans The band comes round to pick me up, I holler, "Hello, boys" I gotta

[All spoken, except where noted. Sound effects shown in parentheses.]{1} Hi there, nice to be with you, Happy you could stick around. Like to

manager says Been a long summer sure spanned an age I wanna dry my eyes and Call the band on the stage

as the boys found out that I was there They said, "Come on, Ma let's go to the cabaret" Where that band you

Black cat on my doorstep, black cat on my windowsill Black cat on my doorstep, black cat on my windowsill If one black cat don't cross me, another

Went to bed last night and boy I was in my sleep, sleep I went to bed last night and I was in my sleep Woke up this mornin', the police was shakin'