Hey there Macgyver, and all the heroes, you're my number one.
You're morally opposed to guns,
but not to explosions from crude bombs made by you.
Innocent bystanders didn't concern you,
you're just that cool.
Hey there Macgyver, you stopped an acid leak wih chocolate
because it contains sucrose or C12H22O11
which we all know is a disaccharide which neutralizes acid.
You make it so hard to remain flaccid,
I speak for the masses.

And oh, that's what you do to me,
oh because you're so sexy.
They say you can make anything;
well, how about making a real man out of me?

Hey there Macgyver, you would never hit a chick,
but you still kick plenty of ass to bad 80's techno music
like you should.
I've never seen a mullet look so good,
that's a hard look to pull.

Hey there Macgyver, you have a high awesome to suck ratio;
you make Vin Diesel look like a pansy when he already
kind of looked like a potato.
I don't know what rhymes with potato, I apologise.
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And all you need to save the day is a pocketknife and some duct tape.
When things looked bad, you always found a way.
With all the knowledge that you know,
I'm surprised your head doesn't explode.
Why don't villains just shoot you in the face?
Or at least put you in an empty room
and make sure the paperclips are removed,
so you can't construct a laser to escape,
'cause you're so amazing.

Hey there Macgyver, there are no more episodes to view;
seven seasons and you were through.
Now all I do is stare at posters of your face.
My parents are really worried,
but my heart's the only place you can't escape.
Hey there Macgyver, you're real great; we should procreate.

And no one had your ability oh,
of beating the commies. And you're no longer on TV,
but you're always in my dreams.
You're the only hero for me.

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I love you Macgyver. Mmm, yeah.