Sung to the tune of
"Y.M.C.A." by the Village
People

Antfan, there's no need to feel down
I said Antfan, cos' we ain't been around
I said Antfan, there's no others in town
Who can do the things that we do

Antfan, there's a place you can go
I said Antfan, called the Antmusic Show
I said go there, to Adam and the Ants
They can make you start new romance

It's fun to go to the A.N.T.S.
It's fun to go to the A.N.T.S.
Put on a kilt, dye your hair green
And dance the Zerox-Machine
A.N.T.S. it's fun to go to the A.N.T.S.
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And hold up your head
Till all the though (??) men drop dead

Antfan, I was once in your shoes
So tired and fed up with the blues
So I went and got me a sound
And we called that sound Antmusic

No band does it just like we do
I said no band gets to satisfy you
Go there to the Adam and the Ants
They can make you start new romance

Antfan what do you want to be
Nowhere or an Ant just like me

You can go there to Adam and the Ants
They can make you start new romance