Adam: You don't mind that I think
everybody's a robot and all my
conversations are being recorded
Lisa: And you don't mind that all of my
pants are way too short on me
and I also stabbed someone with a pair of
scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)
Adam: And you don't care that I
collect dead animals from the side
of the road then pretend they're alive and
think I'm a famous football player
Lisa: And you don't have a problem with me
when I follow people I've never met
before and force them to look
at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back
Adam: It's very pretty, baby
Both:
Well you must have been sent from above
You're all that I can think of
You're just as psychotic as me
My crazy love
Adam: Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit
to bed every night and I make you speak in
tongues to me until I fall asleep
Lisa: Blah bloo blah bloo bloo
Adam: Thank you
Lisa: And you don't make fun of me 'cause I still make out
with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a UFO
for two and a half years
Adam: I believe you sugarpie
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'Cause our love is right on track
I'm yours, your mine it's a fact
Don't forget to take your Prozac
My crazy love
Adam: Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there
Lisa: Oh three days before that I ran down the street in my
Wonder Woman underwear
Adam: I didn't care Babe I know I never
had a job 'cause I'm afraid
to talk to people 'cause I know that they're all
robots who are seeking information
Lisa: They can't fool you sweetheart
And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin
Chester's house to the ground but you
told the cops we were out
ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you
Adam: I ain't no fink, dollface
Both:
'Cause we know that it's true
Only I could love you
We both eat with our hands
My crazy love
Lisa: My crazy, crazy love
spoken to end
Adam: Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby
Lisa: I feel the same way Would you
throw some macaroni on me?
Adam: Oh yeah, here you go
splurt