Adam Sandler Dancin' and Pantsin' Lyrics:
When I was a young man
I didn't like to dance
I was shy
I'd stand against the wall all night
I'd never take a chance
So afraid
I wouldn't get on that dance floor
Unless I was really drunk
10 shots

But I found a place where
the stars hang out
And they taught me how to funk
Real nasty
It ain't too far away
It's just on the edge of town
Nearby
But be ready when you get there
'Cause these folks don't fuck around

You can
Rub your belly with Liza Minelli
Covered in jelly, you're
gonna rub your belly
Jiggle your droopy balls
with singin' Lou Rawis
Bounce off the walls, then
jiggle them droopy balls
Grind your hips with the
blond guy from CHIPS
Lick your lips
Stroke it clean with Martin Sheen
It's fucking obscense
Clench your ass-cheeks
tight with sexy grandma
Betty White
You'll see the light when
your sphincter's tight

If you don't know how to move
Just feel the groove
And dance
Like you just shit your pants

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Spin like a little girl
With cross-dressing Milton Berle
Just give it a whirl, pretend
you're a little girl
Wave that juicy weeno with
legendary Al Pacino
Wave your weeno, even more obsceno
Knock back a drink with Colonel Klink
Piss in the sink
Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif
What a relief
Ring the disco bell with ice
cream wizard Tommy Carvel
Tommy Carvel gonna make your dink swell

Then spew all over the room
With Mr. Jeffry Goldblum
And dance
Like you just shit your pants

Mr. Belvedere
Fatty Fatty
Finger in his own rear
Bernard King
Basketball, basketball
Showing off his ding-a-ling
Swimming Mark Spitz
Moustache, moustache
Playing with his hairy tits

Big Earl Weaver, Tommy Seaver
Both of them got the boogie fever
Shit your pants
You can
Do the hustle with
seven-footer Billy Russell
Do the fucking hustle,
jerking your love muscle
Shake your big, round ass with
the ghost of Mama Cass
Blast from the past, the ghost of Mama Cass
Dry-hump the floor with Mary Tyler-Moore
Pump it sore
Squeeze your nipple like baldy Mr. Whipple
Drink some Ripple
Give it a hearty whack with TV
great Victor Tayback
When you give it a whack,
don't hurt the nut-sack

So if the thought of grooving
is bringing you down
Come to the funkiest place in town
The stars will show you how to move
And dance
Like you just shit your pants
Lyrics: Dancin' and Pantsin', Adam Sandler [end]