"And now a cow at bat in the
bottom of the 6th inning
of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"

Baseball sounds and cow bell
ringing,ball is hit and hits cow
Cow: Moo

"And now a cow who goes skydiving
for the very first time,
and thinks his parachute isn't
gonna open when it finnally does
40 feet from the ground"

Plane sounds
M1: Alright cow, don't even
think about just jump and enjoy
the ride down,
quit being a pansy and do it
Cow: Moo
Ripcord sounds
Cow: Moo,mrr
Parachute opens
Cow: Moow
Thud

"And now a cow who goes to the
chicken hot drivethru
and then gets halfway home
before realising they forgot his
french fries"

Cow opening paper bag
Cow: Moo,moo
Car screeches, and turns back around
Cow: Mrr

"And now a cow winning first
prise in the bellyflop contest at
spring break
and then realises he can't swim"

Cow walking towards pool, big splash
Cow: Moo
Crowd cheering
Cow: Mrr,mrr
Underwater moo

"And now a club gets a dance at
a classy strip club,
when a bouncer notices he
doesn't have any shoes on"

F1: Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you
Cow: Moo
F1: Uh uh uh, you can't touch that
Cow: Moo
Bouncer: Keep your hands off the girl
Cow: Moo
Bouncer: Hey cow, you got no
shoes on you gotta leave
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M2: Hey watch it cow

"And now a cow playing tennis
against farmer Stinky Thumbs
Arbuckle
when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"

Tennis ball being hit
Farmer: That was out
Cow: Moo
Farmer: Don't tell me it wasn't cause
I saw it and that was out
Cow: Moo
Farmer: By at least 3 feet
that's how far, come in look
there is still a mark where
it's out
Cow: Moo
Farmer: Don't tell that was
from an old ball, that was this
ball and this ball was out
Cow: Mrr
Farmer: You cannot see from that angle
Cow: Moo

"And now a cow recieves a phone
call who he thinks is
from a famous actor but he soon
finds out it's just a practical
joke"

Phone rings, cow picks it up
Farmer: Hello may I speak to the cow
Cow: Moo
Farmer: Hi, I'm a famous actor
Cow: Moo
Farmer: Oh, thank you very much,
I was wondering if you would like
to go to dinner with me
Cow: Moo
Farmer: Why don't I make reservations?
Cow: Moo
Farmer: And why don't I tell you my real name?
farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
Cow: Mrr
Farmer: Take that fatty
Cow: Mrr
Slams down phone

"And now a cow gets his revenge on
farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle"

Car sounds
Farmer: Pull over, pull the
vehicle to the side of the
road, I am warning you for
the last time.
Car hits farmer
Farmer: Oooh