"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with
the school's valedictorian."

Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're
asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my
high academic achievement."

Buffoon: "This movie sucks shit!"

Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up,
but Ciscel thought it was too preachy. Anyway, I
enjoyed the director's last film immensly."

Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits!"

Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a
child. I think her maternal biology may play a
role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman her
age, doesn't she?"

Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's
mouth and blew his fuckin' head off."

Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned
that it is not uncommon for male adolescents to
commit savage acts on animals as part of their
maturing process."

Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front
of us, she gives everybody head."

Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she's strong for
attention and she feels promiscuity is the only
way to obtain it."

Buffoon eating popcorn
Buffoon: "This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It
tastes like someone jizzed all over it." Buffoon
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/kPmcontinues to eat popcorn

Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on this
popcorn is certainly disturbing. Perhaps the staff
in the refreshment stand was overcome by the
monotony of their work and decided to play a
childish prank."

Buffoon: "I looked at my asshole in the mirror
today. It blew my fuckin' mind!"

Valedictorian: "It's ironic that parts of one's
body seems odd and unusual because you don't see
them on a day to day basis.

Buffoon: "My father's shit stinks up the
bathroom all fuckin' day!"

Valedictorian: "It's puzzling why one person's
fecal odor can be more overpowering than
another's. I wonder whether it is a function of
the food digested or that person's internal
metabolism."

Buffoon: "I'm gonna go get head from that
fuckin' girl." Gets out of the car

Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the date
come to such an abrubt conclusion." Buffoon
walking away
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and
look forward to a future rondevue."

Buffoon: "I like to piss in that guy's fuckin'
gas tank!"

Valedictorian: "Bye bye! Have fun." Buffoon
continues to walk away