Adam Sandler The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal Lyrics:
[Adam:] And the now the excited southerner orders
a meal at his favorite diner.

[Waiter:] Hi, what can I get you today?

[Excited Southerner:] Hi, how are you...I was...if
you could, tell me, if you...eh, the chef salad,
if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if
you see the...I saw the breakfast menu and the,
and they got the, and the different entrees with
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the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the
and...I'm watching my weight...diabetic, with the
low sodium...if you could broil...i-i-i-instead of
fried, I ya, just, hash browns...I wanted to mix
the ketchup with the may-mayonaise, make my own
sauce, if that's, could bring out a separate plate
for that with the chicken, your chicken fried
steak...the blue plate special, does that come
with the soup of the day, or-

[Waiter:] I'll come back when you're ready.

[Excited Southerner:] Hoooo...
Lyrics: The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal, Adam
Sandler [end]