[Afroman Talking]
Wait a minute man
Hey minute, man, hey, check this out man out, tell it
It was this blind man right, man, right?
Man, check this out it was this blind man right man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey this stick, right?
HeHey, he walked past this fish market, you know what I´m sayin' I'm sayin'?

He stopped stopped, he took a deep breath breath, he said
Snfffffff, woooo“Woo, good morning ladies, ha
You ladies”, you like that shit man shit, man?
Hey man I´veHey, man, I got a gang of that shit man
Hey I´ll shit, man, I tell you what
We'll all have a good time
We'll pull My man on the drug guitar, fool on the drums
And hey, hey if everybody
Everybody just crowd around the mike mic
I´llI'll tell you all these motherfuckin' mutha-fuckin' jokes I got
First I´m gonnaBut first, I'ma start it off like that, hey this
Hey, help me sing it it, homeboy

[Afroman Rapping]
Said colt Colt 45 and two zigzags baby that´s Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park, park after dark
Smoke dark, smoke that tumbleweed
AsAnd as the marijuana burn burns we can take our turn turns
Singin'Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop stop and hit the bong like
Like Cheech and Chong
And Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kongenter added
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my cds CD's just don´t don't sell, I bet my Caddy caddy will
WellWell, it was just sundown in a small white town
They call it East Side Palmdale Palm Dale
When the afroman Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for sale
WellWell, I was standing standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds CD's
When I met a little girl named Janenter added
I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know
Because I didn´t know herHer daddy was the leader of the Ku Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed
Fucked bed, fucked on the floor flo'
Fucked so long long, I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left (left)
Fucked left, fucked to the right (right)
She sucked my dick 'til till the shit turned white
Thought
I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba myself, “Sheba, Sheba
Got my ass lookin' like a zebra zebra”
I put pulled on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And soI ran ran, I jumped out the back window
But her daddy daddy, he was waitin' with a two-by-four 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left
He left, he beat me to the right
The motherfucker beat mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night
But I ain´t ain't mad at her prejudice prejudiced dad
that´sThat's the best damn pussy I ever had
GotI got a bag of weed and a bottle of water wine
I´m gonnaI'm a fuck that bitch just one more time

Colt 45 and two zigzags Zig Zags, baby that´s that's all we need
We can go to the park, park after dark
Smoke dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn burns we can take our turn turns
Singin'Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop stop and hit the bong like
Like Cheech and Chong
And Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kongenter added
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville Coup De Ville
If my tapes and my cds CD's just don´t don't sell, I bet my Caddy caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood
She Hollywood, she had green hair but
But damn she looked good
I took her to my house because house, 'cause she was fine
But she whooped whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
Never Japan, never made love with an Africanenter added
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried shrimp fried rice
don´tDon't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties titties, too
So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo a kangaroo
See
See, I met this woman lady from Haw-AIEE Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass ass, and she said "AIEE" said, “Aie”
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
I metMet Colonel Sanders Sander's wife in the state of Kentuckyenter added
She said I´d said, “I'll fry some chicken if you´d you just fuck me me”
I came in her mouth, mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of Herbs' N' Spices herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two zigzags Zig Zags, baby that´s that's all we need
We can go to the park, park after dark
Smoke dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn burns we can take our turn turns
Singin'Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop stop and hit the bong like
Like Cheech and Chong (hey wait a minute)
And Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a minute man, check this out

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennesey Hennessey
That country music really nearly drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes said, “Yes, Miss Daisy Daisy”
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
Michigan, I can´t can't wait 'til till I fuck that bitch againenter added
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
Fucked her until till she turned into a white albina albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa
Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl girl, down in Georgia
Came Georgia, came in her mouth, man mouth
Man, I thought I told yaenter added
Met this beautiful sexy hoe ho
She just ran across 'cross the border of Mexico
Fine young thing thing, said her names name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married married, but I can´t can't afford it
I know I'm'a I'ma cry when she get gets deported

Colt 45 and two zigzags Zig Zags, baby that´s that's all we need
We can go to the park, park after dark,
Smoke smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn burns we can take our turn turns
Singin'Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop stop and hit the bong like
Like Cheech and Chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
And Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over to a girls girl's house to fuck
But the pussy just ain´t ain't no good good?
I mean(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset 'cause you gettin' upset because you can´t can't get her wet
Plus you in the wrong neighborhood neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
But it take takes her so long to come
(Say what?)
Then a dude walk in that´s walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you from from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe your mouth mouth, and you try to explain
(I don't bang)
You start talkin' real fast
But he he's already mad cause mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he start starts beatin' on you your assenter added
Now your clothes all muddy
Your muddy, your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now it´s it's soft (what)
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go jack off
[chorus] - until fade outColt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
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