This town ain't big, this town ain't small. small
It's a little of both they say. say
Our ball club may be minor leagueenter deleted
but at least it's triple A. A
We sit below the Marlboro man,enter deleted
above the right field wall. wall
We do the wave all by ourself. ourself
Hang off,Hey ump, a blind man could've made that call. call
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We like our beer flat as can be. be
We like our dogs with mustard and relish. relish
We got a great pitcher pitcher, what's his name. name?
WellWell, we can't even spell it. it
We don't worry about the planet much. pennant much
We just like to see the boys hit it deep. deep
There's nothing like the viewenter deleted
from the cheap seats. seats

The game was close, we'll call it a win. win
Go off to toast the boys again. again
That local band is back in town. town
They got a kinda minor league sound. sound
They're not that bad, they're not that good. good
But all in all it's understood. understood
We wanna dance, they wanna play. play
We wouldn't have it any other way. way
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We like our beer flat as can be
We like our dogs with mustard and relish
We got a great pitcher, what's his name?
Well, we can't even spell it
We don't worry about the pennant much
We just like to see the boys hit it deep
There's nothing like the view from the cheap seats

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Now the majors called up oh up, oh, what's his name. name?
And one more buildin' rises come. tall
And suddenly we're all grown up. up
And this old town town's not quite so small. small
But I'll always miss the middle size town. town
In the middle of the middle-west. middle-west
With no name pitchers and local bands, bands
andAnd mustard and relish and all the rest. rest
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We like our beer flat as can be
We like our dogs with mustard and relish
We got a great pitcher, what's his name?
Well, we can't even spell it
We don't worry about the pennant much
We just like to see the boys hit it deep
There's nothing like the view from the cheap seats

Cheap seats