Ah, before you say another word, may I present to you Alf

The show is on, your eye-lids are growing
heavy, you are getting sleepy
You are no longer a cat, you are a bagel
What are you doing? - Hey, you scared me, you ought to wear a bell
What's going on here? - What happened here?
I was, I was just teaching Lucky how to tell time
Show Willie what you've learned
You are hypnotizing him, aren't you?
Okay, you caught us, I'm trying to help
Lucky to beat the smoking problem
Just kidding, ha, ha, ha! - Go for it

Well, my name is Alf and I'm stuck on earth
I can't get back to my place of birth
I'm making the best of a bad situation
Think of it as an extended vacation

Hello - is that you, Mister President?
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/mkeListen, I know you're a busy guy, so I'll make this brief
We've only got one planet, so why don't you and the Rusky
Ease up a little, will you?
Goodnesses, that's pretty complicated
Hope I haven't oversimplified the problem
I'm, I'm sure we'll do everything we can
Mr. Alf, we're sending someone around right now
To follow up this thing, you just sit tight, okay? -You too!

Well, my name is Alf and I'm stuck on earth ....
Well, my name is Alf and I'm stuck on earth ....

Alf, what are you doing in my dress? - Blame the guy in the dress
No, don't make a sound, stay right here and take off the dress
Alright, but I feel it only fair to warn you
I'm not wearing anything underneath

Well, my name is Alf and I'm stuck on earth
Well, my name is Alf and I'm stuck on earth ....
Well, don't we feel foolish?