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Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb

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Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb

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1  Grow, Mrs Goldfarb, fatter, fatter   +Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, Grow         1
2  Pile the potatoes on your platter   Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, fatter, fatter.          2
3  Listen to me, 'cause I'm your hubby   Pile the potatoes on      your platter. 3
4  I just adore you plump and chubby   Listen to me, 'cause I'm your hubby. 4
5                                              I just adore you plump and chubby. 5
6  I got a letter from the state, dear   I got a letter from the state, Dear. 6
7  You're gonna need a license plate, dear   You're gonna need a license plate, Dear. 7
8  My little elephant joke come true   My little elephant joke come true. 8
9  Chew, Mrs Goldfarb, chew   Chew, Mrs. Goldfarb, chew! 9
10                                         There is so much more of you, 10
11  There is so much more of you   More to adore             of you, 11
12  More to adore of you, 'cause you're not slender   'Cause                              you're not slender. 12
13  In your white dress, you're a doll   In your white dress, you're a doll, 13
14  Big as the Taj Mahal, in all its splendor   Big as the Taj Mahal,                         14
15                             In all its splendor. 15
16  When you're in department stores   When you're in department stores, 16
17  Don't use revolving doors, you might get stuck, dear   Don't use revolving doors,                                17
18  When you use the telephone   You might get stuck, Dear. 18
19  Go in      the booth alone and lots of luck, dear   When you use the telephone,                                    19
20                                Go in the booth alone, 20
21  You had for breakfast, two pounds bacon   And lots of luck, Dear.                21
22  Three dozen eggs, one coffee cake           You had for breakfast: two pounds bacon, 22
23  And then you had something really awful   Three dozen eggs, one coffee cake, and 23
24  Four kippered herrings on a waffle   Then you had something really awful, 24
25                                              Four kippered herrings on a waffle. 25
26  Nine English muffins, one baked apple   Nine English muffins, one baked apple, 26
27  Boston cream pie, Philadelphia scrapple   Boston cream pie, Philadelphia scrapple. 27
28  Seventeen bowls of Crispy Crunch   Seventeen bowls of Crispy Crunch. 28
  Then you said, "What's for lunch?"  Then you said, "What's for lunch?"
29                                         Sweetheart, you are giant size. 29
30  Sweetheart, you are giant size          You      are Lane Bryant size, 30
31  You are Lane Bryant size, my darling Myrtle   My                               darling Myrtle. 31
32  Last Thanksgiving I was thrilled   Last Thanksgiving I was thrilled. 32
33  You ate so much, you killed, your living girdle   You ate so much, you killed                       33
34                           Your living girdle. 34
35  Have another dozen shrimp   Have another dozen shrimp, 35
36  My lovely little blimp, don't count a calorie   My lovely little blimp.                           36
37  I have just received a stub   Don't count                 a calorie. 37
38  I owe the Diner's Club, a whole year's salary   I have just received        a stub.                 38
39                                I owe the Diner's Club 39
40  Eat, Mrs Goldfarb, daily, nightly   A whole year's salary.          40
41  Eat, though your chair is bending slightly   Eat, Mrs. Goldfarb, daily, nightly.                    41
42  Love of my life, I'm glad I found you   Eat, though your chair is bending slightly.             42
43  Each day                       I take a walk around you   Love of my life, I'm glad I found you,                    43
44                                               Each day I take a walk around you. 44
45  I can't forget when we got married   I can't forget when we got married. 45
46  Over the threshold I got carried   Over the threshhold I got carried. 46
47  No other bride would be so sweet   No other bride would be so sweet. 47
48  Eat, Mrs Goldfarb, eat   Eat, Mrs. Goldfarb, Eat! 48
      


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