hi bitches and faggots
I got a new song for yall
it's about to start right now
get your ears out bitches

yo your mom's a man
and I just don't care
sucked the bitch's dick
and I brushed her hair
ate some grapes
then I fucked a pear
I like to rock babes
and watch double dare
I double dare you to suck my dick
Marc Summers is a mark ass bitch
when I'm high I bark and twitch
I like to watch movies but motherfuck Hitch
I'm old school but my face is new
I choke bitches till their face is blue
I'm so hard I'll erase your crew
it's Andy Milonakis I thought you knew

if you hate fat bitches but love watchin 'em eat
you are me
you rap about weed but you're scared to smoke
you are me
if you're shy around girls but
you brag about fuckin'
you are me
if your gay ass name is Andy Milonakis
you are me

blah blah blah I got some more wack shit
is it weird for my dick to spit black shit?
fuck around and I'll split your whole back, kid
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you sellin bullshit, but I just ain't buyin
you come try and test, better keep on tryin
jesus hates you, better keep on cryin
you ain't worth jack, better just ask Diane
now here's a little diddy
a mini Sean Combs
she had a white party with my garden gnome
I caught the little prick then
I put him in my home
then I licked two shots in his blood clot dome

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I fuck your mother fuck your
father then say see ya later
one time I masturbated to a poster of darth vader
I said I'm gonna put the force
inside you I'm gonna cum
and I want Boba Fett to chew on
my balls like it's gum

back from the gay shit it's time to spray shit
I'm drunk as fuck and I think I got yay dick
yeah yo dick's like play-doh dick
I'm a slow reader but I spray hoes quick
I hate white people cause they're so damn white
do I fuck dime bitches?
I don't know, I just might
I tell 'em I'm the man cause
they ain't that bright
one dumb slut believed that I was Michael Knight

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