...howdy people. Here's a little story 'bout an oooole friend
of mine and to all the weak folks out there,
this is hardcore 10-4....

Oh-Oh,

I jumped out of my bed this morning
Then I heard this crunchy sound
From my left leg that was broken
And a note was laying on the ground

Baby I am leaving you this minute
Took the car and the cats and dogs
Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
Nothing's left but the note you got, you suck

Freaky friday, things ain't going my way
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Freaky friday, go play on the highway
Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on

Oh-Oh,

Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/plfOn my way through cross town traffic
I was hit by a giant truck
I came late to work and got fired
Then suddenly the thunder struck

Baby I am leaving you this minute
Took the car and the cats and dogs
Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
Nothing's left but the note you got, you suck

Freaky friday, things ain't going my way
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Freaky friday, go play on the highway
Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on

Life's a country song-hardcore 10-4
What the hell is wrong- yiiii-ha
Life's a country song-hardcore 10-4
What the hell is going on

....Well folks, thats all for now,
Life is just a god damn country song and that's a big 10-4...