You'd already been half an hour with pre-clubbing
shower and I'd always planned to have a look in
your special Winnie the Pooh book. The place was
marked and it was there in blue and white - it
just said simply, "Paul stayed last
night."

Next I was on the bog and you got down on one
knee. You were protesting your innocence and you
started to cry as I started to pee.

You said, "I didn't shag him, he slept on the
couch in the kitchen. He might as well be a girl,
he's a good for a laugh and he's good for
bitchin'."

You said you'd never be willing or able. And he
looks like he was made on a fucking table.
Although, to be fair, I think he hides the bolts
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can just tell. I had just assumed you'd completely
gone off shagging and I can you seen you with your
new Uni pals, standing bragging. Now he's your
boyfriend and I know you were talking shite but
you still denied it when I met you at someone's
birthday party the other night.

You said, "I didn't shag him, he slept on the
couch in the kitchen. We have a good laugh when
we're sitting bitchin'."

The words that you used to think turned me on just
made me laugh - "Do you want to suck my
cunt?" in real life just sounds naff. And
when we were with your friends I just as well
might of been no one. And you can't get over your
dead dog - well it takes one to know one.