Fake Tales tales of San Francisco
Echo through the room
More point to a wedding disco
Without a bride or groom

There's a super cool band yeah
With their trilbies trilbys and theirenter deleted
glasses of white wine
And all the weekend rock stars are in the toilets
Practicing their lines

I don't want to hear you
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear you no
(Kick me out, kick me out)enter added
I don't want to hear you no
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear you no
I don't want to hear you no

Fake Tales tales of San Francisco
Echo through the air
And there's a few bored faces in at the back
All wishing they weren't there

And as the microphone squeaks
A young girl's telephone beeps
Yeah she's dashing for the exit
Oh,Oh she's running to the streets outsideenter added
"Oh you've saved me,"enter deleted
she screams down the line
"The band were fucking wank wanking
And I'm not having a nice time" time”

I don't want to hear you
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear you no
(Kick me out, kick me out)
Yeah, please bet that
Yeah but his bird thinks it's amazing amazing, though
AlthoughSo all that's left is
Is the proof
That that love's not only blind but deaf

He talks of San Francisco,enter deleted
he's from Hunter's Bar
I don't quite know the distance
But I'm sure that's far
Yeah,Yeah I'm sure that's it's pretty far
Yeah,And yeah I'd love to tell you all my problem
You're not from New York City,enter deleted
you're from Rotherham
So get off the bandwagon, bandwagon andenter deleted
put down the handbook
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook