You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis

Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal?

Oh that boy's a slag, the best you ever had
The best you ever had is just a memory
And those dreams weren't as daft as they seem
As daft as they seem
My love when you dream them up

Flicking through a little book of sex tips
Remember when the boys were all electric
Now when she tells she's gonna get it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it

Clinging to not getting sentimental
Said she wasn't going but she went still
Likes her gentleman to be gentle
Was it a mecca dobber or a betting pencil?

Oh the boy's a slag, the best you ever had
The best you ever had is just a memory
And those dreams weren't as daft as they seem
As daft as they seem
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Oh Incomprehensible where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go? Oh

You're falling about
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
You're just sounding it out
Girl, you're not coming back again

You're falling about
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
You were just sounding it out
Girl, you're not coming back again

You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
(Falling about)
You started all the naughty nights with niceness
(You took a left off Last Laugh Lane)
Landed in a very common crisis

Everything's in order in a black hole
Is everything as pretty in the past though?
(You sounded it out)
That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco
(You're not coming back again)
Remember when he used to be a rascal?