Our fair country Canada
is north of the USA.
Our Maritimes are lovely and
Our Prairies give us hay.

You might think you Yankees are
better than us Canucks,
But we don't need no microchips
inside our hockey pucks!

We know that you have Disney World
and you keep it very clean
But we don't have Bob Dole and
we can drink when we're nineteen

We might watch your TV shows for
hours and hours and hours
We'll give you Alan Thicke, but
Shania Twain is ours.

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We're proud to be Canadian
We're awfully nice to strangers,
our manners be our curse
It's cool in many ways to be Canadian
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it's just that we're less worse

Your beer is not too tasty but you
weather can't be beat
We all fly south in the
wintertime to escape the snow and sleet.

We're pleased to say that we've enjoyed
all your southern charms
But we get sunburnt when we exercise
the right to bare our arms!

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Alanis Morissette she
is our latest pride and joy
She used to sing about high school dances
and chasing after boys,

Now she is fed up
and about as angry as can be
She's got one hand in her pocket
and the other's on guard for thee

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