When I joined a band I thought my life was pretty cool,
We'd stay in hotels with room service and pools.
Sign body parts for fans,
Check into rehab and smash up the van.

But looking back I should have stayed in school.
Life out on the road can be dangerous you see.
Truck stop food and smelly roadies
Are not nearly as scary...

As that girl who's at every show
Mouthing the words from the front row
The stalker girl is scaring the hell out of me.
She's my creepy stalker girl.

I'm the centre of her wacked out,
crazy and delusional world,
She follows me every everywhere.
She's even got a bag with some bits of my hair.
Just go away you creepy stalker girl.

Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/pO1She says I touch her in a very special way (a special way)
But I'd never go near her now without my pepper spray
And the voices in her head
Said break into my house and sleep in my bed
And they also said that shaving the cat was okay

She's my creepy stalker girl.
I'm the centre of her wacked out crazy and delusional world.
She follows me every everywhere,
She's even got a bag with some bits of my hair

Just go away you creepy stalker girl
I've analysed your handwriting and I've got some bad news
You're manic obsessive with abandonment issues.
And you think that all our songs
Are about you and you're usually wrong
Except for now this song is all about you,

You creepy stalker girl,
You creepy stalker girl,
You creepy stalker girl...