Asher Roth Bad Day Lyrics:
And it just keeps going And it just keeps..
So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave
heading to a friends wedding in the NYC But my
head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat, all
this jet setting has really been getting to me.
it's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep but
instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat, An isle
seat, fine by me but the guy that's insides always
trying to pee. With a wild child behind that's
crying and keeps flipping out and kicking at me
while it violently screams So I silently plead "Oh
God, please let there be a hunny sitting 27B" but
of course a morbidly obese beast Is in the seat
that weeses when it breathes dude sitting D is at
least three deep and he keeps telling me what is
wrong with his knees, osgood schlatters, just
need water but for a bottle they charge two
dollars and when I thought that it couldn't be
worse, I forgot my iPod.
I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my
way. Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm
having a bad day.
And it just keeps going And it just keeps...
[X2]
So four hours of turbulence, we land when I'm
about to turd my pants, but the captain is seat
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/XlXq ]belt fastened. So my ass is just passin gas and at
last I escape when I'm minutes away from
clinically insane. I make my way towards baggage
claim when I hear a high pitched voice scream my
name. (Asher!) Some dumb B****, I went to high
school with. While she's sweating she's telling me
she likes my shit I just smile and think how great
it would be if I could just hit this chick with a
quick leg sweep. (leg sweep) So I pick up my LL
Bean and b line for the next taxi. In need of weed
and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis.
I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my
way. Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm
having a bad day.
And it just keeps going And it just keeps...
[X2]
I check into my hotel room and I pick up my cell
phone to dial the groom Tell him my mood and how
I'm ordering food and I'm probably gonna stay in
and watch a movie But the tube has no HBO so
anything I want yo I'm paying for but I'm lame and
broke so I'm laying in a robe Watching that Little
People Big World show right then there's a knock
at the door, it's my last hope for a Spanish whore
Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis
"Hi, I've lost my cock, have you seen it?"
Jesus, this day is the worst, at least I can give
me a little jerk and then go to sleep healthy and
diseaseless I guess it could be worse but I'm just
Having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
And it just keeps going And it just keeps...
[X2]Lyrics: Bad Day, Asher Roth [end] 