And it just keeps going And it just keeps..

So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave
heading to a friends wedding in the NYC But my
head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat, all
this jet setting has really been getting to me.
it's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep but
instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat, An isle
seat, fine by me but the guy that's insides always
trying to pee. With a wild child behind that's
crying and keeps flipping out and kicking at me
while it violently screams So I silently plead "Oh
God, please let there be a hunny sitting 27B" but
of course a morbidly obese beast Is in the seat
that weeses when it breathes dude sitting D is at
least three deep and he keeps telling me what is
wrong with his knees, osgood schlatters, just
need water but for a bottle they charge two
dollars and when I thought that it couldn't be
worse, I forgot my iPod.

I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my
way. Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm
having a bad day.

And it just keeps going And it just keeps... X2

So four hours of turbulence, we land when I'm
about to turd my pants, but the captain is seat
belt fastened. So my ass is just passin gas and at
last I escape when I'm minutes away from
clinically insane. I make my way towards baggage
claim when I hear a high pitched voice scream my
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school with. While she's sweating she's telling me
she likes my shit I just smile and think how great
it would be if I could just hit this chick with a
quick leg sweep. (leg sweep) So I pick up my LL
Bean and b line for the next taxi. In need of weed
and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis.

I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my
way. Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm
having a bad day.

And it just keeps going And it just keeps... X2

I check into my hotel room and I pick up my cell
phone to dial the groom Tell him my mood and how
I'm ordering food and I'm probably gonna stay in
and watch a movie But the tube has no HBO so
anything I want yo I'm paying for but I'm lame and
broke so I'm laying in a robe Watching that Little
People Big World show right then there's a knock
at the door, it's my last hope for a Spanish whore
Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis
"Hi, I've lost my cock, have you seen it?"

Jesus, this day is the worst, at least I can give
me a little jerk and then go to sleep healthy and
diseaseless I guess it could be worse but I'm just

Having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.

And it just keeps going And it just keeps... X2