And it just keeps going And and it just keeps.. keeps

So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave
headingHeading to a friends wedding in the NYCenter added
But myenter deleted
head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat, all eat
Allthis jet setting has really been getting to me. me
it's
It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep but
Butinstead I end up sitting in the 27th seat, An seat an isle seat
seat, fineFine by me but the guy that's insides alwaysenter deleted
trying to pee. pee
With a wild child behind that's crying
crying andAnd keeps flipping out and kicking at me
whileWhile it violently screams (blank line inserted) So I silently plead "Oh God
God, pleasePlease let there be a hunny sitting 27B" but
Butof course a morbidly obese beastenter added
Is in the seatenter deleted
that weeses when it breathes dude

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least three deep and
And he keeps telling me what isenter deleted
wrong with his knees, osgood schlatters, just knees
Osgood schlatters
Just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars
dollars andAnd when I thought that it couldn't beenter deleted
worse, I forgot my iPod. iPod

I'm having a bad day, nothing day
Nothing ever seems to go my way
way.Everybody needs to go away, why away
Why because I'menter deleted
having a bad day. day

And it just keeps going and it just keeps
And it just keeps... [X2] keeps going and it just keeps

So four hours of turbulence, we turbulence
We land when I'menter deleted
about to turd my pants, but pants
But the captain is seat belt fastened
belt fastened.So my ass is just passin passin' gas and atenter deleted
last I escape when

When I'm minutes away from clinically insane
clinically insane.I make my way towards baggage claim
claim whenWhen I hear a high pitched voice scream my name
name. (Asher!)(Asher)
Some dumb B****, bitch, I went to high school with
school with.enter added
While she's sweating she's telling meenter deleted
she likes my shitenter added
I just smile and think how greatenter deleted
it would be if
If I could just hit this chick with aenter deleted
quick leg sweep. (leg sweep
(Leg sweep) (blank line inserted) So I pick up my LL bean
Bean and bAnd B line for the next taxi. taxi
In need of weedenter deleted
and boxer briefs but
But my bags only got maxis. maxis

I'm having a bad day, nothing day
Nothing ever seems to go my way
way.Everybody needs to go away, why away
Why because I'menter deleted
having a bad day. day

And it just keeps going and it just keeps
And it just keeps... [X2] keeps going and it just keeps

I check into my hotel room and
And I pick up my cellenter deleted
phone to dial the groomenter added
Tell him my mood and howenter deleted
I'm ordering food and
And I'm probably gonna stay inenter deleted
and watch a movie (blank line inserted) But the tube has no HBO soenter deleted
anything I want yo
Yo, I'm paying for but I'm lame and broke
broke soSo I'm laying in a robeenter added
Watching that Littleenter deleted
People Big World show right

Right then there's a knockenter deleted
at the door, it's door
It's my last hope for a Spanish whore
Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis
"Hi, I've lost my cock, have you seen it?"

Jesus, this day is the worst, at worst
At least I can giveenter deleted
me a little jerk and
And then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless
diseaselessenter added
I guess it could be worse but
But I'm just

Having having a bad day, nothing day
Nothing ever seems to go my way. way
Everybody needs to go away, why away
Why because I'm having a bad day. day

And it just keeps going and it just keeps
And it just keeps... [X2] keeps going and it just keeps