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ever hear the right wing crazies talk about the
jewish conspiracy. and how the jews run the media,
and they have all the money, and they pretty much
dominate the world. no, well i've heard of it and
that would pretty much leave one day of the year
when no one else is around to have a whole year of
planning of world domination, and that's
christmas. merry christmas buddies!

it's christmas eve and you know i am hardly
sleeping. but there are no presents waiting for me
on the floor. it's the one day of the year when i
use what my super jewish powers are for. (HEY!)

got introduced to the network at my bar mitzvah.
got my code name and number it's #16761. while you
were sitting aroudn the tree and that knockoff
menorah, you're idle, we work. justice is done.

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reggie white, is stupid. bilyl joel, let's trade
him.

if the neo-nazis know we're part of the
conspiracy, and if it's as strong as they think,
you think they'd be nicer to me. still mad about
what happened to your pal jesus? well, if he
didn't die for your sins, you'd be going to hell
with the rest of us.

princess di, we killed her. el nino, we made it.
reggie white, is stupid. bilyl joel, let's trade
him.

wouldn't you like to know what we do on christmas?
you think we're sitting around polishing our
horns? making soup with the blood of the christian
born? you think i'm being rude? we go to the
movies and eat chinese food.