Alright, Ralph...happy birthday...you freak...
you're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars
today's your birthday and you don't
even know how old you are
you're in love with every woman from Tyler
you went swimming in the ocean
with my goddamn dialer
you used to be fat, I think then I liked you best
'cuz now you're skinny, I'm chubby, and
you make fun of my breasts
and I'm sorry, but this may sound weird
but you gotta do something 'bout
the food in your beard

Chorus:
happy birthday, Ralph
I love you
even though you are fuckin' disgusting
happy birthday, Ralph
I love you
even though you are fuckin' disgusting

Bridge:
you can't wear your bike hat because of your hair
wherever you go, u break everything everywhere
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(Shut off the stereo chorus, and the digital delay.)

Some people, they think, they
think you're rastafarian
and they ask you for pot
I think I like it, I know I like it
I like it a lot because, because it pisses you off
so for your birthday
I got you some Hawaiian Punch on tap
H. P. O. T.
so now you can stop borrowing my stuff
and trying your new kung fu moves out on me

Chorus
Bridge

Happy birthday, Ralph, I love you
even though you have a beard (are fuckin')
happy birthday, Ralph, I love you
even though you are perverted and weird

Chorus

Happy birthday, Ralph, I love you