Doctor
speakingYou've just ended a long
relationship, is that correct?
Barbra
Yeah, it was just one of those things...
Doctor
One of those bells?
Barbra
Yeah, that now and then rings!
Doctor
Have you ever been in therapy before?
Barbra
Have I ever been in therapy before?
Well, before my last two doctors, I
was into bioenergetics and
biofeedback and now I'm really
fascinated by "Jung", you
know, the collective unconscious
the archetypal triangle
father/mother/child, that all comes
down to that, doesn't it?
Doctor
Yes, it does...I would think all
the different types of therapy
must have must have been very
confusing...
Barbra
Yeah, with all the transference
and conter-transference.
Sometimes I don't know whether I'm
the patient or the doctor!
Barbra
-Hello!
-Who are you?
-I'm Dr. Lowenstein!
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-What's bothering you?
-I don't know!
-Can you tell anything good about your parents?
-Are you crazy?
-So you feel that your mother betrayed you?
-Doctor, about the cigarettes...
-You're changing the subject again!
-Who are you?
-My name is Melinda!
-I beg your pardon!
-No, we still have a few moments!
-Do you guys still work on commission?
-I charge U$150 an hour!
-Are you crazy?
-No, no, I'm normal, I swear!
-I don't know what normal is!
-Good!
-We're on the right track!
-Time's up!
-Did I do all right?
-You can go now!
-So long, doctor!
-See you later!

Barbra
I don't care if you're the patient
or the doctor, relationships are
difficult to have. I guess the only
good thing about unrequited love is
that it's been the inspiration for
some of the greatest songs ever
written. Like this next song by
Harold Arlen and Ira Gershwin.