Ahh yeah
I looked out the window and seen his bald head
I ranRan to the fridge and pulled out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
Launched that shot and he was caught out there
Saw the convertible driving by
Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check correct with my egg gun
The egg a symbol of life
Go inside your house and bust out your wife
PulledI pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke
The trigger I pulled his face the yoke
Reached in his pocket took all his cash
Left my man standing with an egg moustache
Suckers they come a dime a dozen
And whenWhen I say dozen you know whatenter deleted
I'm talking about boyee boy
Yeh,Yea that's right, right I'm the Egg Man Driving around
Driving Around,King of the town "Yea"
Always got my windows rolled down
Ready to throw
You know, know I'm the Egg Man

Once upon a time
You know I'm the Egg Man

Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
Hit the Rastaman he said bloodclot "bloodclot"
Which came first the chicken or the egg
I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg
Riding the trains in between cars
When I pull out the station you're "you're gonna get yours yours"
Drive by eggings plaguing L.A. L.A
Yo"Yo they just got my little cousin ese ese"
Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny Ray
It comesComes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
People laugh laugh, it's no joke
My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
Now"Now they got me in a cell cell" but I don't care
It was then that I caught catching people out there

Up on the roof, in roof In my car up all night
Up all night,I'm pulling going through signs science like Dolomite Dolemite
The mack, Mack Who
I'm the Egg Man, taxi driver
I'm the Egg Man
Taxi Driver, I'm the"Egg Man, Egg Man "

We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back
Sam I am down with the program
Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam
Come Halloween you know I come strapped
I throw it at a sucker K-pap
You made the mistake you and judge a man by his race
You go through life with egg on your face
You wokeWoke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
You lookedLooked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
Families puck punk rocks the businessman
I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand
Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe

"Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man
Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man
Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man "
Egg Man