Lyrics with no parentheses indicate a solo.
Lyrics in single parentheses indicate backup singer(s) only.
Lyrics in double parentheses indicate lead singer
and backup singer(s) all sing.

Colder, speaking in a fake female voice:
"Ben Colder, you broke my heart.
You just went out on me again.
If you don't stop it,
I'm gonna sell your car."

Hey!

Colder, sings:
Don't sell my car,
My shakey breaky car,
((Oh, I love to hear the motor run.))
((But if you sell my car,))
((My shakey breaky car,))
((I can't go out and have some fun.))
(Ooo...)

You can sell my goat,
The one that ate your coat,
I'll bet he's got a furry little gut.
Now bend to tie your shoe,
Because he's behind you,
And you will have an achy breaky butt,
Giggle.

You can sell my hog,
And you can sell my dog.
And you can even sell my little duck.
But if you sell my car,
It won't get very far.
Why don't we trade it for a pickup truck.
(Ooo...)

((Don't sell my car,))
((My shakey breaky car.))
((The one thing you better understand,))
((If you sell my car.))
((My shakey breaky car,))
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/ZqAh((That's when it's gonna hit the fan.))
(Ooo...)

Instrumental break.

You can sell my plow,
And you can sell my cow,
Oh, he don't give no milk anyway.
But if you sell my car,
My shakey breaky car,
There's really gonna be some hell to pay.
(Ooo...)

You can sell my corn,
I hid it in the barn,
But, you can only sell it by the quart.
You can sell the farm,
And you can sell the barn,
I'm gonna have myself a snort.
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((Don't sell my car,))
((My shakey breaky car,))
((Oh, I love to hear her motor run.))
((But if you sell my car,))
((My shakey breaky car,))
((I can't go out and have some fun.))
(Ooo...)

Colder, spoken:
Hey, honey listen,
I'll buy you another coat.
You can keep the goat.
Hey, I'll even buy you a boat,
That won't float.
Giggle,
Aw, I'm just kiddin you honey,
The heck of a note.
Fade
That's all she wrote.
Whoooo...
Hey, let's all dance the Achy Breaky,{See note 4}
Shake your thing...