Intro (Vader and Emperor)
it's not the East or the west side
no it's not
it's not the north or the south side
no it's not
it's the dark side
you are correct
Keep frontin' the Empire,
To all you vader haters
out there, we'll blow
your planet up!

Verse 1
what is thy bidding my master
it's a disaster Skywalker we're after
but if he can be turned to the dark side
yes he'd be a powerful ally
another dark Jedi
he will join us or die

We've got death star x8
And you know that we got it x2

Uncle Owen:
Luke, get your ass over here right now quit
monkeying with that damn landspeeder
where them two droids I asked you to clean, boy?
did you clean your room?

Verse 2 (Luke, Yoda & Obi Wan)
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation
I cleaned the droids
can I go to Toshi Station
I got a lay away on a power converter
but know your treating me like a scruffy
nerf herder

Obi Wan:
Luke use the force and run
go to Dagobah
go to Dagobah (twice)

Yoda:
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I'll mold ya then fold ya
I though I told ya
don't be unwise judge me not by my size
you won't believe your eyes
watch the x-wing rise

Luke:
Yoda why you being a player hater
you know I still must confront Lord Vader

Yoda:
But Luke, not ready are you

Luke:
but there's a city in the clouds where
they're keeping my crew
A Jedis gotta do what a Jedis gotta do
so now Vader - I'm coming for you

Luke
(yeah, that's right R2. I just set a new course.
We're going to cloud city.
that's a mighty good gin and tonic. Can you mix me up another?
things are about to get ugly)

Vader: Impressive now release your anger
you must have sensed that your friends were in danger

Luke: ohhh! why'd you slice off my hand

Vader: its imperative that you understand
Obi Wan would never bother
Telling you about your father

Luke: he told me enough he told me you killed him

Vader: then there's something I must reveal then
I'm your father x8

Han Solo:
knock him out the box Luke, knock him out x5