Announcer: "The stars of our
show, and America's "shiekest"
couple,
Eddie Sparks and Dixie Leonard!"

J: I remember you.
B: I'd like to say that you're in my dreams.
J: You're the one who made my dreams come true
B: You're usually dead,
J: a few
B: without a head,
J: kisses ago.
B: and lots of natives are picking
their teeth with your bones.
J: I remember, too,
B: Oh, what a dream!
J: a distant bell,
B: It comes at night and taunts me,
J: and stars that fell
B: and, like your jokes, it haunts me until
J: like rain out of the blue.
B: I'm blue as your face as the
last breath leaves you.
J: When my life is through,
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J: and the angels ask me to recall
B: and when Winchell asks me to recall
who's a chump and a heel.
J: the thrill of it all,
B: Who's the biggest schlemeil?
Both: Then I will tell them I remember . . .
J: "So, uh, it's my birthday comin' up."
B: "Yeah, I know, Eddie."
J: "But, what do you give a guy
that's got everything?"
B: "Uh, penicillin?"
J: "Hmmm, hey Dix? You ever been married?"
B: "Oh, yeah, Eddie, twice!"
J: "Children?"
B: "No, silly! Grown men!
Tell me, Eddie, what's the most
romantic thing a woman ever
said to you?"
J: "Are you sure you're not a cop?"
Then I will tell them I remember . . . you.
B: You
J: and you.