Okay, I'll answer for real
If I found myself
stranded on an island
with 6 million girls,
well, I'd put them all to work
We'd build a kickass sailboat
to get me back to you
See, I'm not fucking around

I just love how you come up with these
You're saying if I was drunk
and away on tour
and if we got in a ooh big fight
and then some loosey twit
started flirting with me
Well, even drunk and bummed out
I'd say you best move on girl,
I'm not messin' around

No!

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Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Yeah-yeah-yeah

So do you have it straight? If not keep on asking
The bar's open late and I don't mind
Until you finally see, with you, I won't be fucking around
Sure, we'll have two more drinks, and just sit a bit closer
Hit me with another of your silly questions
When the sun comes up, you'll see I won't be fucking around

If my friends from school days
brought me to a strip club,
bought me some of those lap dances,
say what would I do then?
Well, I'd have to point to Mikey,
see he don't have too much luck with the ladies
Tell the girls "There, that's me,"
then I'll call you up so we can razz it around

Yeah!

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Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah

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Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Yeah-yeah-yeah

So do you have it straight? If not keep on asking
The bar's open late and I don't mind
Until you finally see, with you, I won't be fucking around
Sure, we'll have two more drinks, and just sit a bit closer
Hit me with another of your silly questions
When the sun comes up, you'll see I won't be fucking around

Never be fucking around
(Ooooo not fuckin' around)
(Ooooo not fuckin' around)

What if you high school girlfriend
showed up while I was away?
Well, I'd go under the sink
and grab some insect repellent
and spray that girl away!

Yeah, I'll stop my stealing
I'll stop my fighting
I'll change my dirty ways
For you just you
I'm damn well smart
and I won't be fucking around
So are you feeling good?
Do you know I'm yours?
Raise up that head and those cute shoulders
Let's head on home
I'll never be fucking around

Yeah, I'll stop my stealing
I'll stop my fighting
I'll change my dirty ways
For you just you
I know what I got
and I won't be fucking around
So are you feeling good?
Do you know I'm yours?
Raise up that head and those cute shoulders
Let's head on home
I'll never be fucking around

Nah, I'll never be fucking around
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Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah)

Never be, never be, never be fucking around
(Whoah-oh-oh! Whoah-oh-oh! Whoah-oh-oh! Whoah-oh-oh
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah)

Nah, nah, nah I'll never be fucking around
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Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah)

Never be, never be, never be fucking around
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