He thinks that he's cool
when he unzips his fly
He looks like a girl but he says he's a guy
He only unpeels when he's on MTV
He acts like a child but he's
almost a woman to me.

He smashed lots of glass on
his latest release
I guess that he's no longer
fighting for peace
He thinks that he's BAD
how much worse can he be?
He can moon walk for miles but
he's almost a woman to me.

Oh
and he touches himself
And he thinks he can sing
But he's out of his mind.
Oh
all his shows get sold out
Did he keep his same face

Or did he change his mind?

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he's singing the blues
His antics got onto the ten o'clock news
He got burned up on Pepsi
not coke
or RC
He sings like he's twelve but
he's almost a woman to me.

Oh
a thriller he's not
We've all seen what he's got
And it isn't that much
Oh
and he just likes to beat it
And we need not repeat it
He likes his own touch.

He could be a New Kid if he weren't so old
And he's pissed that the
Elephant Man won't be sold.
It seems like he hasn't yet reached puberty
We're not sure what he is
he appeared in "The Wiz
But he's almost a woman to me.