"Whole house freeze!"
It was a Thursday I stepped to the club, there she
was Draped in a burgundy dress, silhouetted
superbly Curved indeed, she started staring in my
direction Luring and urging seductively, body
language instructing me I offered her a drink
instead she took a cup of tea And then I lied
about my luxury lifestyle I said "So who you be?
You looking kind of tight, gal I would love to see
you in a nightgown" She said "They call me the
Dragon Queen and I come from Tibet I'm calm in the
face of pressure and you'll never see me sweat
I've come to your country in search of a lost
Scroll That contains directions to a hidden
village comprised of gold" I looked at her
confused and said "But why have you told me this?"
She said the description that I fit Was that of
the Chosen One who'd go beyond Then slipped a
concoction in my drink Immediately set my
consciousness adrift…
Now I'm in that zone dwelling, I woke in a
warehouse tied to a chair With an abundance of
flair surrounding me in a circular angle Glared up
at the Dragon Queen's lair, wasn't imagining a
thing Her steps on the stairs had a magic Gleam,
glowed brightly To prepare me for my journey a
Sword was hovering towards me Plus garlic from the
Keepers of the Gate who bore all the secrets and
take Care of trespassers, but at last it's
prophesied that I would gain Access to a cultural
dynasty buried and seize and capture the Scroll
Massive helicopters patrolled the rooftops,
strapped in Began travelling into the darkness,
knew not of what awaited Thought of a way to get
out of it, just then the bottom gave way I began
falling and gave it ten seconds, pulled the cord
on my parachute Landed surrounded by a herd of
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wild barracudas, lions The sounds of the wild
kingdom piercing like a siren Was I entering near
the mere mortal life span's end? Defiantly I stood
boldly as they began closing in And time seemed to
be moving rapidly just then…
"Whole house freeze!"
Just then I pulled the Sword and somehow It
affected all the creatures as they stepped back
and bowed And the same Glow that I seen in the
Sword I seen in the eyes of the Lion Who began
leading me in a specific direction as if trying to
tell me something Just over the horizon, the same
creatures who had been described Appeared in
statue form but their eyes scoped And as I
approached the gate they began to break open and
cried "AFTER YEARS WE HAVE FINALLY BEEN AWAKENED!"
The assault was on, I got knocked to the ground by
one Shocked in an unorthodox form boxing Throwing
an abnormal proportion of body blows, karate chops
And drop kicks, plunged struggling deeper into the
swamp Then I grabbed my Sword, the garlic put it
around my neck Saw that it was draining all of
their energy and then with a swing Off with their
heads! The gates slowly and mysteriously opened So
curiously I moseyed in with intensity focusing on
my objective Spider webs the size of king-size
beds Fell into a secret passage not knowing to
where it lead Just then the same Light beamed
brightly and in the distance At that instance, lo
and behold, the hidden Scroll! And just as I
thought my mission was over I could feel the
Dragon Queen breathing heavily over my shoulder
As she began to transform and metamorphosise She
took on an assortment of legs, arms, heads and
eyes And sprouted two horns and began to breathe
fire So once again I grabbed my trusty Sword but
to my astonishment She burned it to a crisp turned
and grasped the Scroll And exited much faster than
secreted gas, I'm gasping Clasp full of flames
cast in my direction I saw my whole life flash and
the possibility of death And a casket passed into
the ground, pound for pound, astounding How could
I survive and last another round inside this
madness?
"Whole house freeze!" |
