Blatz Road Kill Lyrics:
[Intro: He pulled up to the second light of my five street light town,
he was goin' from one dream to the next
and makin' just a pit stop in my town
when he headed off into the cornfields,
Well, I was on my smoke break from the little diner I worked at.
I looked over at him just long enough to catch his eye
but then the brown Sudan behind him honked go!
and he took off outta my town runnin'
from one dream to the next like they always do,
leavin' me behind with their mohawks and their sunglasses,
I knew he wasn't from around here 'cause
nobody looks like that around here but me!
Well I had nothing better to do
And I'dda [soup?] 'im up mo'(re) better, and I
was gonna find out who the fuck you are!]

I was trying to drive with my knees
while my sister and brother in Law
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were fucking in the back seat
Cocked the rear view down to see
masturbating with my right hand
shooting roadsigns with my left hand
you were all over the road swerving to hit
the roadkill running away from that big
white satellite car I threw flowers
on the roadkill you left and wondered
what had pissed you off so bad
Cock in one hand gun in the other
100 and 10 degrees outside
Leaving skid marks all across both lanes
all turned on and you were her brother
rows of corn passing by on both sides
you didn't see me close behind
I'd wait till you'd stop to piss
to find out what was on your mind

Can you cum and shoot your gun?
Can you drive straight when you cum?
and are you justa justa justa justa justa bout to cum?
......and then the crash

[Outro: Various babble about the crash]
Lyrics: Road Kill, Blatz [end]