Said to myself, "I'm the man I got a pocket full of money"
Cert's in my mouth in case my breath gets kinda funky
I saw this hottie staring right at me she kinda looks like
That chick that did that video with Tommy Lee

Oh man, is she coming over? I gotta
Get this show on the road yea, yea, yea

She said, "Where have I seen you before
And if you didn't like that, well, I got about 20 more
I need a mack diggedy daddy, ta take me out in his caddy
And we can kick it till the briggedy briggedy break a dawn"

I said, "It sounds like fun, but I ain't widdit"
But if you're a good boy I just might let you
Hold my hand because I ain't about the wham bam
Thank you ma'am, I hope ya understand that

I don't want Britney tonight and Salma, yea, she's alright
I've seen Buffy and she don't slay me
'Cause baby, you're just the type stay up and talk to all night
Would you be the star in my storybook life?
In my storybook life
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Yeah, I drove her home and she was feeling kinda frisky
I told her nighty night and then she asked if she could kiss me
She said, "Don't you wanna spend the night?"
And then she bit me on the ear I felt like I was in a Tyson fight

Oh God, she's losin' control now, so I said
"I just want someone to hold, yea, yea, yea"

Mariah, she ain't for me that brunette on V.I.P.
She don't hold a candle to you
'Cause baby, you're just the type stay up and talk to all night
Would you be the star in my storybook life

Oh, baby, you're just the type I can talk to all night
Be the star in my storybook life

Sabrina, Felicity, Meg Ryan, I won't lose sleep
You can keep your Halle Berry
'Cause baby, you're just the type for this show's Mrs. Right
You can be the star in my storybook life
In my storybook life, this is my storybook life