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1	If your ass is a Chinese restaurant						If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter	1
2	I'll have the poo-poo platter						My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class	2
3							Later in the afternoon some jarheads in	3
4	My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in home Ec class						the locker room kicked my ass	4
5	Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass						I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too	5
6	I said, "Guys, I'm like you, I like monster trucks too"						Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?	6
7	Wanna see how many push ups I can do?						I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks	7
8							Chicks dig guys that are	8
9	I just wish I was queer, so I could get chicks						Queer guys that don't dig	9
10	Dig guys that are queer						Chicks       that don't dig guys like me	10
11	Guys that don't dig chicks						See I'm not queer I'm too ugly	11
12	That don't dig guys like me						But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be	12
13	See I'm                   not queer, I'm too ugly						Incognito as gay though but not actually	13
14							that way though pseudo homo phony	14
1	But if I were handsome, just imagine how great it would be							1
2	Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo Homophony							2
	Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity						Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
	But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry						But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
	Scoring with a super model would be easy						Scoring with a super model would be easy
15	'Cause super model means voluptuous						Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also	15
16	But also is synonymous with super dumb						is synonomous with 'super dumb'	16
17							Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me	17
18	You see, I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon						like a sister and soon I'd become	18
19	I'd become						That trusted friend that cares that rubs	19
20	That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair						her back and braids her hair	20
	No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear						No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
21							I wish I was queer so I could get chicks	21
22	I just wish I was queer, so I could get chicks						Chicks dig guys that are	22
23	Dig guys that are queer						Queer guys that don't dig	23
24	Guys that don't dig chicks						Chicks that don't dig guys like me	24
25	That don't dig guys like me						See I'm not queer I'm too ugly	25
26	See               I'm not queer, I'm too ugly						Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my	26
27							denim it's what's in my genes	27
28	Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim, it's what's in my genes						The only smoked meat the only sausage I	28
29	The only smoked meat, the only sausage I would eat is made by						would eat is made by Jimmy Dean	29
30	Jimmy Dean						See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline	30
31	See, I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline						No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen	31
32	No I'm not Princess Diana and I don't wanna be a queen						I wish I was queer so I could get chicks	32
3	I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks							3
	Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis						Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
33	Hang out with my mom's hair stylist						Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip	33
34	His name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this						he's got a lisp he talks like this	34
35	And wear my mother's lingerie, learn the songs of broadway						And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway	35
36	And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant-garde        ballet						And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet	36
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	I wish I was queer so I could get chicks						I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
37	Dig      guys that are queer						Chicks dig guys that are	37
38	Guys       that don't dig chicks						Queer guys that don't dig	38
39	Dig      guys that are queer						Chicks dig guys that are	39
40	Guys       that don't dig chicks						Queer guys that don't dig	40
41	Dig      guys that are queer						Chicks dig guys that are	41
42	Guys       that don't dig chicks						Queer guys that don't dig	42
43	That       don't dig guys like me						Chicks that don't dig guys like me	43
44	See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly						See I'm not queer I'm too ugly	44
5	And I don't shave my heiny							5
6	Don't shave my heiny							6
7	See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly							7
8	And I don't shave my heiny							8
9	Don't shave my heiny							9
10	See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly							10
	And I don't shave my heiny						And I don't shave my heiny
	Don't shave my heiny						Don't shave my heiny
45	See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly						See I'm not queer I'm too ugly	45

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