We gonna drop this next bomb for
A money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo'
Yeah, notorious B I G
Hell no, we gonna do this for
A gang banging thug that never seen it comin'
Yeah, Tupac Shakur
Nah bitch, I'm talkin' ‘bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit
What Falco?

Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus

Tried to OD on the cold eeze
Golden girls got me sweatin' to the oldies
Hanging out like Double D's sip long island iced teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese send a Shamrock Shake please
3 o' clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders
Rather tape the weather channel so that I can watch it later

Reruns of rerun so what's happening?
Dee's knocked up and rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole nutty buddy
Make Whoopee to a batch of Silly Putty

Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through National Geographic and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U P S
Playin' spin the bottle with my mom
I watch cops with no pants on

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a party of five

Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie goes to Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna come
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna come

Nowhere to go I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate jail bait in my so called life imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?

I like to pretend I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
Don't need a shower today just some Bruit by Faberge
Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day

And I recycle I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey
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Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in braille to Johnny Quest
Send me back my etch a sketch

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a party of five

Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie goes to Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna come
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna come

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna come
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna come

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna come
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna come

Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers?
Aw shit, here comes Pac Man
Hey Pac Man, what's up?
Me you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebeese?

No Pac Man drugs are bad
Nope can't help you man
Pussies! Holy shit!

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a party of five

Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie goes to Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it When you wanna come
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it When you wanna come

Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
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