I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me down and so began
The story of a charmless manenter added
Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from a beaujolais his Beaujolais
I think think, he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way
He went

Na na na na na
Na na, na na na na na

He thinks his educated airs those
Those family shares will protect him
Will protect him, that you willThat we'll respect him
He moves in circles of friends who

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pretend that they like him
He does the same to them and
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

Na na na na na
Na na, na na na na na

He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross eyed cross-eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide

Na na na na na
Na na na na na na na

He talks at speed speed, he gets nose bleeds
He doesn't see his days are tumbling down
Down upon him
YetAnd yet he tries so hard to please he's

He's just so keen for you to listen
But no-one is no one's listening and
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

He thinks his educated airs, those airs
Those family shares will protect him
Will protect him, that you willThat you'll respect him
YetAnd yet he tries so hard to please he's

He's just so keen for you to listen
But no-one is no one's listening and
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

Na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na