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by Bob Rivers
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Verse 1:
I was a little too stuffed,
Had to lose a few pounds.
Pants too tight, seams bustin' out.
Just had a big burrito With beans and rice.
The salsa on top with some extra spice.
Lots of extra spice.
Verse 2:
(Oooo.) Out there in the bathroom,
Where the air gets heavy, (ooo-whoo-whoo).
Sat on a cold seat, thought I was ready (ooo).
Workin' on crosswords and readin' the news,
(Ooo-whoo-whoo,) workin' on a bowel move.
Tryin' to move some backed-up, drive-thru food.
Workin' on a bowel move.
And it was takin' time, mmm-mmm-mmm.
Verse 3:
I was up last night tryin' to make some thunder.
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/wLJHow long would it take, I sat and wondered.
Started readin' a magazine from 1962.
And I'm waitin' on a bowel move.
'Cause I'm all bound up from cheese,
That's turned to glue.
Prayin' for a bowel move.
I'm out of paper again.
Coda:
Bowel move, mm-mmm.
(Bowl move.) Ain't it funny,
How it takes so much time.
(Bowl move.) For a bowl move.
(Bowl move.) I wanna remember,
I wanna remember, I wanna remember.
(Bowl move.) I shoulda brought my cam'ra.
Ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo.
(Oooo.) Ooo-ooo, ooo-oo.
(Oooo.) Oh, yeah-ee, yeah-ee, yeah, heh.
(Oooo.) Un-huh.
(Oooo.) Un-huh.
(Oooo.)
Bob Rivers Bowel Moves Recording details & track overview
Bob Rivers biography
Bob Rivers is a well known American, rock & roll, radio, on-air personality in the Pacific Northwest, as well as a prolific producer of parody songs, most famous for his Christmas song parodies.
Rivers' radio program, [The Bob Rivers Show,] is broadcast on Seattle rock station KZOK-FM. The cast currently includes Spike O'Neill, "Downtown" Joe Bryant, newswoman Maura Gallucci, director Arik Korman and producers Luciana Bosio and Pedro Bartes.
Rivers and his Twisted Tunes group (most often, Spike & the Impalers) have also produced a countless number of regular, non-holiday parodies covering anything from pop culture to politicians, to the various sports teams and players in the Seattle area.
BOB: A radio veteran of more than 20 years, Rivers got his start in Connecticut where he was heard on several radio stations. He spent time in Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and New Hampshire. He worked at 20 stations is about 6 years, once as a.....MORE.....(full Bob Rivers biography) ←
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