It’s hard to defend my carnivorous habits,
Everyone’s a veggie these days.
Gotta’ watch what I eat,
And avoid the red meat.
It’s cloggin’ up my arteries,
I’m putting on weight.

Last night I had a terrible dream,
Woke me up right out of my sleep.
But when pulled into the drive through,
To grab that treat.
Got a big warm bun,
And a bad piece of meat.

Cheeseburger with parasites,
(Parasites.)
It looked awful tasty but something ain’t right.
(Parasites.)
E-Coli topped with an onion slice,
(Parasites.)
I gotta cheeseburger with parasites.

Hidin’ underneath the lettuce and tomata',
A high-divin’ act in my French fried potato.
Tummy’s got a tickle and I’m feelin’ queer,
Well, good God almighty, I got a bum steer.
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Cheeseburger with parasites,
(Parasites.)
They’re awful small but they’re not very nice.
(Parasites.)
A burger that rare is a roll of the dice,
(Parasites.)
Could be a cheeseburger with parasites.
I got a cheeseburger with parasites.
Give me a cheeseburger with parasites.

Hidin’ underneath the lettuce and tomata,
A high-divin’ act in my French fried potato.
Clingin’ to my pickle, it’s a cold, wet spear,
Good God almighty, I got a bum steer.

Spoken by the parasites:
We’re back in the Cadillac and…
That’s right
Eat’ em up cowboy!
Sucker!
Mmmmm! It’s so warm and cozy here, isn’t it?
It’s like goin’ to the tropics.

Singer belches.