Lyrics with no parentheses indicate a solo.
Lyrics in single parentheses indicate backup singer(s) only.
Lyrics in double parentheses indicate lead singer and backup
singer(s) all sing.

Hello, I love you, let's get tested for AIDS.
You know I trust you but you can't tell these days.
((Hello, I love you, let's get tested for AIDS.))
((You know I want you but let's wait a few days.))

((She might look nice and sweet,))
((But sleeps with every guy she meets.))
((You might think you know some guy,))
((But you know guys and they always lie.))

Hello, I love you, let's get tested for AIDS.
You know I trust you but you can't tell these days.
((Hello, I love you, and I'd like to get laid.))
((You know I want you but I'm def'n'ly afraid.))

((She hold my hand and sighs,))
((But her hand won't satisfy.))
((Our love's so wicked, but our legs are crossed,))
((And I doubt I can hold out too long.))

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((I'm like a dog locked up when my mate's in heat.))
((And I hope she doesn't see me drool,))
(('Cause I hope to use my rusty tool.))

(Hello.) (Hello.)
Phone rings.
(Hello.) (Hello.)
Phone rings again, and is picked up.

Spoken over backup singing "Hello, hello":
Spike: Ah, hello?
Doctor: Good news, Mr. Johnson.
Your test results are in and you're back in business.
Spike: Yippee! Yippo! Yippee! Aha! Aha! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Wooh! Wooh! Wooh! Wooh! Wooh! Wooh! Wooh! Wooh!

Sung:
I need my baby now.
(Let's go.)
(Hello.) Hello.
(Hello.) (Hello.)

Spoken:
Hello. The Lizard King is back!