I caught Chlamydia,
From this girl from New York City.
She was dressed nice and well spoken.
Kinda sweet and awful witty.
But it's true,
I caught this nasty thing from you.
I swear it's true.

Hey, there Chlamydia,
We had drinks and we started kissin'.
I was drunk and then you jumped me.
Now somethin's gone amiss with my little guy.
Thought I'd be safe between your thighs.
That wasn't wise.

Oh, what did you give me?
Ow, it burns when I go pee.
Oh, it's what I don not need.
Oh, this nasty STD.

At least I don't have syphilis,
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But I sure hope your other friends,
Don't feel this, this, this way.
Chlamydia, I promise you that I Would,
Get the word to you.
If only I had thought to get your name,
And that's a shame.

Hey, there Chlamydia,
You game ve this bad infection.
Though my mother tried to warn me,
That's I'd better wear protection.
Now I do.
You know it's all because of you.
Hey, there Chlamydia, here's to you.
This one's for you.

Oh, what did you give me?
Ow, it burns when I go pee.
Oh, it's what I don not need.
Oh, this nasty STD.