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by Bob Rivers
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Long Distance Company,
Always calling to save me dough.
"How's your savings?"
"Ours go farther!"
"We can switch you,
you just say so."
Call your mother.
She might listen.
I don't need you to waste my time.
My phone is perfect,
Never better.
Friends and family are
doing just fine.
Well, they promise I can
reach the world,
And they say that that
will throw in some
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When they swear that I
will save a bundle,
They're just blowing
sunshine up my skirt.
I'm busy.
We're eating
You call all the time
MY SERVICE IS FINE!!!
I'm sleeping.
I work late.
You bug me to death.
YOU PEOPLE ARE SLIME!!!
I wish you'd
Stop calling!
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Bob Rivers biography
Bob Rivers is a well known American, rock & roll, radio, on-air personality in the Pacific Northwest, as well as a prolific producer of parody songs, most famous for his Christmas song parodies.
Rivers' radio program, [The Bob Rivers Show,] is broadcast on Seattle rock station KZOK-FM. The cast currently includes Spike O'Neill, "Downtown" Joe Bryant, newswoman Maura Gallucci, director Arik Korman and producers Luciana Bosio and Pedro Bartes.
Rivers and his Twisted Tunes group (most often, Spike & the Impalers) have also produced a countless number of regular, non-holiday parodies covering anything from pop culture to politicians, to the various sports teams and players in the Seattle area.
BOB: A radio veteran of more than 20 years, Rivers got his start in Connecticut where he was heard on several radio stations. He spent time in Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and New Hampshire. He worked at 20 stations is about 6 years, once as a.....MORE.....(full Bob Rivers biography) ←
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