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Lyrics to Middle-Age Waistline
by Bob Rivers

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[edit]Song title: Middle-Age Waistline
[edit]Artist name: Bob Rivers
[edit]Featuring: [nobody]
[edit]Lyrics language: English
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I eat Mrs. Fields.
I snack between meals.
You can see my crack above my Levis.
I don’t need to diet,
To prove I’m light.
And I don’t peel the skin off of my chicken.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Deep fry,
Don’t exercise.
And grow that middle-age waistline.

Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/6v6kIt salivates my glands,
To smell a fresh roast ham.
So put out the butter and pass the rolls right over.
A second helping here.
A hefty mug of beer.
Let’s get some dinner before the food gets colder.

Middle-age waistline,
I got a spandex waistband.
Middle-age waistline, oh, yeah.
Not a crumb gets wasted.

My belt's busted!
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Bob Rivers Middle-Age Waistline Recording details & track overview

[MIDDLE-AGE WAISTLINE]{1} Performed by: Spike & the Impalers {1}"Middle-Age Waistline" is a parody of "Baba O'Riley (sometimes incorrectly called "Teenage Wasteland"),"{2} by The Who, written and produced by the geniuses at the Bob River's Radio Show, Seattle, Washington, USA. (Currently there is no music video available for "Middle-Age Waistline.") {2}You can see the lyrics to, and view a video of, "Baba O'Riley," by The Who, on mp3lyrics.org at: http://www.mp3lyrics.org/t/the-who/baba-oriley/.....MORE.....(all Middle-Age Waistline track/recording details) ←

Bob Rivers biography

Bob Rivers is a well known American, rock & roll, radio, on-air personality in the Pacific Northwest, as well as a prolific producer of parody songs, most famous for his Christmas song parodies.

Rivers' radio program, [The Bob Rivers Show,] is broadcast on Seattle rock station KZOK-FM. The cast currently includes Spike O'Neill, "Downtown" Joe Bryant, newswoman Maura Gallucci, director Arik Korman and producers Luciana Bosio and Pedro Bartes.

Rivers and his Twisted Tunes group (most often, Spike & the Impalers) have also produced a countless number of regular, non-holiday parodies covering anything from pop culture to politicians, to the various sports teams and players in the Seattle area.

BOB: A radio veteran of more than 20 years, Rivers got his start in Connecticut where he was heard on several radio stations. He spent time in Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and New Hampshire. He worked at 20 stations is about 6 years, once as a.....MORE.....(full Bob Rivers biography) ←

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