Sound of door creaking open and a cauldron bubbling.
Instrumental intro begins, then sound of coughing.

I was working in the lab late one night,
When I heard the gurgle of a water pipe.
So, I turned to see my monster in a cloudd of smoke,
Who said, "This shit ain't bad, here, have a toke."

(We smoked some hash.)
We smoked some monster hash.
(Some monster hash.)
It was his personal stash.
(We smoked some hash.)
We got completely trashed.
(On monster hash.)
We smoked some monster hash.

(Wah-ooo.)
As we partied in the castle with the living dead,
(Wah-ooo.)
Mouths were dry and eyes were red.
(Wah-wah-ooo.)
The ghouls and goblins shrieked and screamed,
(Wah-ooo.)
Won't somebody please pass the Visine.

(They smoked some hash.)
They smoked some monster hash.
(Some monster hash.)
From Frankie's personal stash.
(We smoked some hash.)
And they all were smashed.
(On monster hash.)
They smoked some monster hash.

(Wah-ooo.)
The mummy was toking on a bong.
(Take a toke. Wah-ooo.)
Wolfman said, "Don't bogart that, pass it along."
(Take a toke. Wah-ooo.)
The Swamp Thing was toasted, rolling on the floor,
(Take a toke. Wah-ooo.)
Laughing hysterically and pleading for more.

(Wah-ooo.)
The scene was rocking as the warewolves moved,
(Wah-ooo.)
To the undead Reggae band's dance hall groove.
(Wah-wah-ooo.)
Meanwhile in the kitchen Frankenstein begged,
(Wah-ooo.)
From Alice B. Toklas, brownies and cake.

(We ate some hash.)
We ate some monster hash.
(Some monster hash.)
It had the graveyard smashed.
(We ate some hash.)
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(On monster hash.)
We ate some monster hash.

(Wah-ooo.)
The party would have gone on till we all passed out.
(Wah-ooo.)
But just then we heard a blood-curdling shout.
(Wah-wah-ooo.)
Watch out! Beware! Cover your necks!
(Wah-ooo.)
Dracula's got the munchies and he's totally a wreck.

(He smoked some hash.)
He smoked some monster hash.
(Some monster hash.)
He was completely smashed.
(He smoked some hash)
That Transylvanian's trashed.
(On monster hash.)
He smoked some monster hash.

(Wah-ooo.)
Now, every night the dead rise up from the grave.
(Wah-ooo.)
To partake in a happening THC{1} rave.
(Wah-wah-ooo.)
For you, the living, this hash was meant too.
(Wah-ooo.)
When you get to my door, just say the toys sent you.

(We'll smoke some hash.)
We'll smoke some monster hash.
(Some monster hash.)
And we'll all get trashed.
(We'll smoke some hash.)
From my personal stash.
(Of monster hash.)
We'll smoke some monster hash.

(Wah-ooo.)
Mmgrrrr! Hash (monster hash.)
(Wah-ooo.)
Mmgrrr! Easy, boy, save some for daddy.
(Monster Hash.)
(Wah-ooo, monster hash.)
(Wah-ooo.) Mmmm, this is goooood!
Coughing.
(Wah-ooo, monster hash.)

Male, speaking:
Who are these guys tryin' to kid?
I haven't seen any hash in years.
Lot of good green bud though. Yeah.

(Wah-ooo, monster hash.)
Fade.
(Wah-ooo, monster hash.)