Lyrics with no parentheses indicate a solo.
Lyrics in single parentheses indicate backup singer(s) only.

Spoken over occasional humming:
Girl #1: Are they really gonna hang him?
Girl #2: Well there he is, let's ask him.
Girl #1: Saddam, is that a hangman's noose you're wearing?
"Saddam": Unnnnh.
Girl #2: Gee, it must be great goin' to see all those virgins.
Girl #1: Anyone bring their camera-phone today?
Girls: Allahhh! By the way, how'd they catch him?
End Spoken.

Sung:
(They found him in a spider hole.)
He was (filthy, hairy and smelled of pee.)
D'ja get the picture? (Oh, yeah/I got it.)
(That's how they sniffed out the leader of Iraq).

Sound of a gunshot and then exited male voices talking & shouting.

George Bush was always hunting him down, (down, down).
For having those weapons that nobody found.
(They said he had WMDs{1} that nobody ever found.)
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/dQvwThe whole world knew he was bad.
But seein' him swingin' on YouTube is sad.
He fell through that trap door, (the leader of Iraq).

"Saddam," spoken:
No, I don't want a hood.
Sound of a cell phone ringtone. Nice phone, 'ey, over here.
I need to give a shout out to all my peeps on My Space.{2}
Oh, to Brittany Spears,{3} thank you for the photos.
I like it better without the beard.

Backup singers softly repeat "phone, phone, phone," over the next
4 lines:
(Phoned) the leader of Iraq was video phoned,
When Kramer{4} attacks it's instantly known.
When Paris{5} is on her back, or Lindsey{6} gets stoned.
And Saddam gets whacked, it's all on my phone.

Sound of excited male voices talking and shouting.

Quick, let's get this on YouTube.

Sounds of gun shots to fade.