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by Bob Rivers
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Verse 1:
If God had long hair and a goatee,
And if His eyes were pretty glazed,
If He looked spaced out would you buy His story?
Would you believe He had an eye infection?
Chorus 1:
And, yeah, yeah, God looks baked.
Yeah, yeah, God smells good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah.
What if God smoked Cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us?
Drove a tie-died, micro bus,
And He subscribes to Rolling Stone?
Verse 2:
When God made this place in the beginning,
Did He plant any seeds,
Or did He put them there for Adam and Eve,
So they’d be hungry for the apple,
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/cYkThat the snake was always off'rin'?
Chorus 2:
And yeah, yeah, God rolls great.
Yeah, yeah, God smells good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah.
What if God smoked Cannabis?
Do you s'pose He had a buzz,
When He made the platypus,
When He created Earth, our home?
Verse 3:
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
And do you think He rolls his own,
Up there in Heaven on the throne?
Coda:
And when the Saints go marchin' home,
Maybe He sits and smokes a bowl?
If God had long hair and a goatee,
And if His eyes were pretty glazed,
If He looked spaced out would you buy His story?
Would you believe He had an eye infection?
Chorus 1:
And, yeah, yeah, God looks baked.
Yeah, yeah, God smells good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah.
What if God smoked Cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us?
Drove a tie-died, micro bus,
And He subscribes to Rolling Stone?
Verse 2:
When God made this place in the beginning,
Did He plant any seeds,
Or did He put them there for Adam and Eve,
So they’d be hungry for the apple,
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/cYkThat the snake was always off'rin'?
Chorus 2:
And yeah, yeah, God rolls great.
Yeah, yeah, God smells good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah.
What if God smoked Cannabis?
Do you s'pose He had a buzz,
When He made the platypus,
When He created Earth, our home?
Verse 3:
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
And do you think He rolls his own,
Up there in Heaven on the throne?
Coda:
And when the Saints go marchin' home,
Maybe He sits and smokes a bowl?
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Bob Rivers What if God Smoked Cannabis Recording details & track overview
[WHAT IF GOD SMOKED CANNABIS?]{1}
Performed by Spike & the Impalers
{1}"What if God Smoked Cannabis" is a parody of, "One of Us," by Joan Osborne{2},
written and produced by the geniuses at the Bob River's Radio Show, Seattle,
Washington, USA.
{2}You can see the lyrics to, and see a video of, "One of Us," by Joan Osborne
on mp3lyrics.org at:
http://www.mp3lyrics.org/j/joan-osborne/one/.....MORE.....(all What if God Smoked Cannabis track/recording details) ←
Bob Rivers biography
Bob Rivers is a well known American, rock & roll, radio, on-air personality in the Pacific Northwest, as well as a prolific producer of parody songs, most famous for his Christmas song parodies.
Rivers' radio program, [The Bob Rivers Show,] is broadcast on Seattle rock station KZOK-FM. The cast currently includes Spike O'Neill, "Downtown" Joe Bryant, newswoman Maura Gallucci, director Arik Korman and producers Luciana Bosio and Pedro Bartes.
Rivers and his Twisted Tunes group (most often, Spike & the Impalers) have also produced a countless number of regular, non-holiday parodies covering anything from pop culture to politicians, to the various sports teams and players in the Seattle area.
BOB: A radio veteran of more than 20 years, Rivers got his start in Connecticut where he was heard on several radio stations. He spent time in Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and New Hampshire. He worked at 20 stations is about 6 years, once as a.....MORE.....(full Bob Rivers biography) ←
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